He is also vein about the hair and doesn’t want to get “a single fucking drop of that shit, you r’ded schmuck..fucking be careful. fuck.” in his hair. (or something like that, in his words, of course)
snaithbert on
He’s vain but lazy. Not the best combo.
PisStoolGrip on
Dementia, that’s why.
Ok-Squash8044 on
Getting lazy.
Embarrassed_Tax_6547 on
He half asses everything he does.
Left_Coach1581 on
maybe a turtle neck to hide the vagina under the chin
Project_Rees on
Its like when kids cover their own eyes to hide.
If he can’t see it, it’s all perfect.
LaSage on
Didn’t it get worse after he stared at the eclipse without eye protection?
SmoovCatto on
I believe he’s added a lace-front unit to that squirrel on his head, and not getting the orange makeup on the lace front makes for less cleanup and unsightly buildup — although he famously had scalp reduction surgery to cut out the bald parts, it was years ago and it’s all falling out . . .
haplessclerk on
He barely has the wherewithal to recognize himself in a mirror, nothing exists beyond what is immediately in front of his face.
VanBeelergberg on
Well, he wouldn’t want to mess up that pristine ear!
creatingastorm on
Sloth_grl on
He probably doesn’t want to get any make up on his beautiful hair
Unique-Knight on
Speaking of ears.
shoulda-known-better on
His makeup artist know exactly what they are doing here….
Whoever you are we appreciate you ensuring he looks as ridiculous as possible!!
CannonAFB_unofficial on
That’s not even close to the worst contrast line I’ve seen on him. It can look like a ying yang.
greentreesbreezy on
IIRC he doesn’t like it when the makeup gets on his clothes or hair, and he doesn’t realize the solution is just to use less makeup and a more natural color.
I was in a public place with a TV high up on the wall and the combined effect of angles had a hilarious effect.
chodgson625 on
Insists on doing his own makeup, and economics and geo strategic thinking
jeffreycoley on
Cost per square acre…
Own-Opinion-2494 on
Only that much of his face will fill in Putin’s ass
thepetoctopus on
The emperor has no clothes.
MacadamiaNutts on
His ear looks fine to me.
Jeepersca on
How are there never obvious smears on his collars.
sinaloa555 on
I love that his shoulders and back are rounding so his collar is always fucking his hair up. Next he’ll have his collar up under his chin to hide his neck vagina.
NimbusFPV on
If we really want to make him go nuts we need to meme him bald. If there is one thing this narcissist hates, it’s his flaws.
My guess is he’s incredibly vain about his hair and that takes a long time. He probably gets it done once or twice a week but needs bronzed daily. He bronzes with a shower cap and gets impatient when people try to paint too close to the hair.
Also he’s a narcissist and just thinks he looks good like this.
In fairness this look got him elected twice so I’m beginning to think I’m the one who doesn’t know what humans should look like.
nedkellysdog on
The ear where he was *shot* is probably way too injured to have clown paint on it?
popisms on
If you’re going to make fun of his makeup, there’s thousands of pictures that are more embarrassing than this one.
TjbMke on
It’s like when presidents used to wear wigs and everyone just shrugged their shoulders because that’s what they did. Politicians today, paint their faces a brownish orange color because it’s somehow appealing to their base. Think of trumps orange face as today’s version of an unsightly wig that no one asked for.
Zaddam on
Lawrence O’Donnell did an entire, hilariously serious, monologue on this.
Pretty sure the words on the screen beside him was, The Ears.
un_theist on
For an yuuge illustration of contrast, look for photos where his hands are near his face.
You’d think he’d be getting some sun from all the time on the golf course, but no. Under the canopy of a golf cart doesn’t help, apparently.
Prudent_Valuable603 on
What kind of paint spackling is he wearing that it never rubs off on his white shirts? What the hell is that? And does he remove this every night? Has anyone noticed his nose and chin look oddly pocked? He looks bizarre. Never thought we would have this clown again as president.
HelpfulTap8256 on
Senility
AGrandNewAdventure on
Maybe his doctor told him to avoid his ear while it heals from that bullet wound, lol.
KingofLingerie on
the emperors’ hairline
Powder999 on
He can’t do his ear it’s still healing.
Civil_Exchange1271 on
not the ears
SharmaNY on
50 shades of shit on that face
dac1952 on
because –too many skid marks on his collar?
Jsr1 on
No one around him has the balls to tell him to his face, all to busy kissing his ass!
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He’s a few shades off from a minstrel show
He is also vein about the hair and doesn’t want to get “a single fucking drop of that shit, you r’ded schmuck..fucking be careful. fuck.” in his hair. (or something like that, in his words, of course)
He’s vain but lazy. Not the best combo.
Dementia, that’s why.
Getting lazy.
He half asses everything he does.
maybe a turtle neck to hide the vagina under the chin
Its like when kids cover their own eyes to hide.
If he can’t see it, it’s all perfect.
Didn’t it get worse after he stared at the eclipse without eye protection?
I believe he’s added a lace-front unit to that squirrel on his head, and not getting the orange makeup on the lace front makes for less cleanup and unsightly buildup — although he famously had scalp reduction surgery to cut out the bald parts, it was years ago and it’s all falling out . . .
He barely has the wherewithal to recognize himself in a mirror, nothing exists beyond what is immediately in front of his face.
Well, he wouldn’t want to mess up that pristine ear!
He probably doesn’t want to get any make up on his beautiful hair
Speaking of ears.
His makeup artist know exactly what they are doing here….
Whoever you are we appreciate you ensuring he looks as ridiculous as possible!!
That’s not even close to the worst contrast line I’ve seen on him. It can look like a ying yang.
IIRC he doesn’t like it when the makeup gets on his clothes or hair, and he doesn’t realize the solution is just to use less makeup and a more natural color.
He’s lazy, so everything he does is half-assed
https://preview.redd.it/p41unky4117g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c8efae7cb0326bf29b6dedfae6731da3b056e9
I was in a public place with a TV high up on the wall and the combined effect of angles had a hilarious effect.
Insists on doing his own makeup, and economics and geo strategic thinking
Cost per square acre…
Only that much of his face will fill in Putin’s ass
The emperor has no clothes.
His ear looks fine to me.
How are there never obvious smears on his collars.
I love that his shoulders and back are rounding so his collar is always fucking his hair up. Next he’ll have his collar up under his chin to hide his neck vagina.
If we really want to make him go nuts we need to meme him bald. If there is one thing this narcissist hates, it’s his flaws.
https://preview.redd.it/pdar13rj617g1.png?width=928&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d1c1ec75972060ce08e3a3da9de5bd479bedfae
My guess is he’s incredibly vain about his hair and that takes a long time. He probably gets it done once or twice a week but needs bronzed daily. He bronzes with a shower cap and gets impatient when people try to paint too close to the hair.
Also he’s a narcissist and just thinks he looks good like this.
In fairness this look got him elected twice so I’m beginning to think I’m the one who doesn’t know what humans should look like.
The ear where he was *shot* is probably way too injured to have clown paint on it?
If you’re going to make fun of his makeup, there’s thousands of pictures that are more embarrassing than this one.
It’s like when presidents used to wear wigs and everyone just shrugged their shoulders because that’s what they did. Politicians today, paint their faces a brownish orange color because it’s somehow appealing to their base. Think of trumps orange face as today’s version of an unsightly wig that no one asked for.
Lawrence O’Donnell did an entire, hilariously serious, monologue on this.
Pretty sure the words on the screen beside him was, The Ears.
For an yuuge illustration of contrast, look for photos where his hands are near his face.
https://preview.redd.it/b6exkl7c917g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8b86a0627b74288f0f524d1a7d63cd68ddfd10
You’d think he’d be getting some sun from all the time on the golf course, but no. Under the canopy of a golf cart doesn’t help, apparently.
What kind of paint spackling is he wearing that it never rubs off on his white shirts? What the hell is that? And does he remove this every night? Has anyone noticed his nose and chin look oddly pocked? He looks bizarre. Never thought we would have this clown again as president.
Senility
Maybe his doctor told him to avoid his ear while it heals from that bullet wound, lol.
the emperors’ hairline
He can’t do his ear it’s still healing.
not the ears
50 shades of shit on that face
because –too many skid marks on his collar?
No one around him has the balls to tell him to his face, all to busy kissing his ass!
https://preview.redd.it/aei44tdwe17g1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15f9606468fb8c45060d6fbd83522cc471d5946